As the new trainer walked in, we hardly noticed him as he was silent for more than 2 hours or so, the rain was slowly pouring from the dull looking sky in the sleepy atmosphere.
Eventually as he was about to introduce himself I was about to excuse myself. Went for a Puri/Kochuri and he started making Dahi (or Doi) of my fellow colleagues.
At first glimpse, you could hardly tell who was the teacher...one needs to have an eagles eye to capture the odd man out. Nevertheless, when the command switched to his hand, we were able to understand the Man-in-Command "Mr. A".
From the very first year in college we only knew the significance of "C" word (Ask Mr. Dennis Ritchie for more info.) but since the new man from Orissa entered the movie of the Haunted palace, we came to know what is the significance of "W" word..(Not an alphabet anymore...because of its importance)
Frankly speaking about the new trainer, he was one of those kinds who has something in store for us....like the Magician with the Magic hat,
the Only difference was that It was not Entertaining anymore!!
Here is why we started to recognize the "W" word....
Mr. A started the slides and we started responding to his queries, but as there are already so many genius in our section, in a few moments we started noticing the "W" word as it repeatedly flew from his mouth. As I told, initially it was abstracted from us (or Encapsulated....He has jumbled up my concept as of now), but
How long can our 35 mm Ears digest the word anymore...?
Every thing he says starts from the same word.....have a look...
The gamers were gaming, the sleepers were sleeping, the movers were moving, the spectators were spectating, the bunkers were bunking and the girls were uttering..
Eventually as he was about to introduce himself I was about to excuse myself. Went for a Puri/Kochuri and he started making Dahi (or Doi) of my fellow colleagues.
At first glimpse, you could hardly tell who was the teacher...one needs to have an eagles eye to capture the odd man out. Nevertheless, when the command switched to his hand, we were able to understand the Man-in-Command "Mr. A".
From the very first year in college we only knew the significance of "C" word (Ask Mr. Dennis Ritchie for more info.) but since the new man from Orissa entered the movie of the Haunted palace, we came to know what is the significance of "W" word..(Not an alphabet anymore...because of its importance)
Frankly speaking about the new trainer, he was one of those kinds who has something in store for us....like the Magician with the Magic hat,
the Only difference was that It was not Entertaining anymore!!
Here is why we started to recognize the "W" word....
Mr. A started the slides and we started responding to his queries, but as there are already so many genius in our section, in a few moments we started noticing the "W" word as it repeatedly flew from his mouth. As I told, initially it was abstracted from us (or Encapsulated....He has jumbled up my concept as of now), but
How long can our 35 mm Ears digest the word anymore...?
Some instances of the "W" word:
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| The W word explained |
Every thing he says starts from the same word.....have a look...
- Why does..... ?
- Where does...?
- When does ...?
- What happens ...?
- Who does ....?
- What if ....?
Its like that he was born with the word "W"....
I somehow restrained myself from saying the three magical words.....
What the ****?
It was already in my list of New Years Resolution, and moreover the new trainer Mr. A added to the cause...
To be very accurate...he is a bit versatile too...yes, he has some other words too in his stock...
1. COME AGAIN...COME AGAIN....COME AGAIN...
Again my mind said...How? How many times? Not possible...
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| GOOGLE....and its ethical value |
2. You can Never Walk Alone...You have Google for your Backup...
As the W words were fired from our side much like a counter attack...(not Counter Terrorist...mind it), Mr. A took the shelter of Google ,
Like...We asked and he told...
Q. Sir, Why does Java .....?
Mr. A: Google it...I don't actually reconcile it...
Q. Sir, How does Java does ....?
Mr. A: Ummm....Best thing will be to Google it..
Q. Sir, what is that Verifier?
Mr. A: You will answer me that question after the recess hours... Google it and let me know...
Q. Sir, I don't know the meaning of ...?
Mr. A: Ahh....easy one... Google it...
The significance (or hazards) of "W" word should be self explanatory by now..
To wrap things up....I would give you an example to show the Chaos the W letter can do...
"What is the Difference between Life and Wife?"
Got my point...Destruction, chaos and other craps...
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